A chronicle of the ups and downs of a life with sticks in hopes of encouraging others to reach new heights with yarn and laugh a little.
Monday, May 05, 2008
What does France look like?
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Singing me to Paris
Bien tot
Saturday, April 26, 2008
C'est finis
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Big Smiles from across the Atlantic
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Organize Schmorganize
had a bunch of patterns I will absolutely never want to make. They had some that aren't on my list now, but who knows and they all had at least a couple that I really would like to make if I had the time and the yarn. One might say I wasted valuable knitting time pouring through old magazines. On the other hand, I was able to reacquaint myself with some projects that I had been interested in. The only problem is I still don't have any more time to get to them than I did before! I can see why people rent storage lockers - much easier than letting go. In the end, I've decided to put the magazines in my "I love it and it makes me happy," pile. While it's true, I will likely not knit more than a small percentage (if that) of the patterns in them, I enjoy seeing the possibilities and they do all contain bits and pieces of inspiration.
And here is one more argument in favor of keeping - I just found an article about knitting with boucle, including a pattern I might actually use - in a Threads Magazine from September of 1994 bought long, long before I ever dreamed I'd take up knitting. Who knows what other article might be significant to me in five years?
Are these just the arguments of delusional hoarder?
Friday, April 11, 2008
All I want for Christmas
Thursday, April 10, 2008
plastic surgery?
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Barbie on a diet?
Sunday, April 06, 2008
yarn connections
"You should be here," she said. "There's a spinning and fiber show at the hotel where I'm staying."
My first thought, having just been watching Knitty, was that she was talking about a television show. As I realized that she what she meant - a giant room filled with yarn and knitters and spinners and all things knitterly - I became insanely jealous. No need, she's got me covered.
"Do you need anything?" she said.
What an opening. Do I need anything?
Define need. Do I have an abundance of yarn awaiting the right project? Well, yes. Am I currently working on no fewer than four projects? Well, yes. Do I need anything? Well, since she brought it up... I am interested in knitting socks and I did just finish a pair. Besides, the yarn harlot once said something about sock yarn not counting in stash building. I also figured sock yarn should be easy - any color is fine, self striping, verigated, self-patterning - doesn't matter. Wool, cotton, soy? Why not? And there's little guessing about how much is needed - just ask for enough to make two pair of average adult socks. Here is just one more reason for me to conquer socks - sock yarn might just be the perfect gift.
Mom later called to ask if I needed a book to go with the sock yarn. In an act of selfless momliness, she even handed the phone to the saleslady so she could describe the books to me and help figure out if there was one without which I couldn't live. I think we may have ended up with Sensational Sock Knitting, which has fives stars with 71 reviews at Amazon.
On a side note, I've been working to turn mom into a knitter long distance, but I have a ways to go, apparently. When I asked about what yarn she might by for herself, she said, "Oh, I don't need any yarn, I have a whole table full at home." Oh mom, so much to learn. :)
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Thank you Jess
Monday, March 31, 2008
Wee Tiny Sock
Friday, March 28, 2008
The Race to Save the World's Rarest Bird

Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Year of Socks

Monday, March 24, 2008
Cleaning Games
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Happy Hoppy Easter
The 14yo was in charge of coloring the eggs this year - here she is multitasking like the best us.
Coloring the eggs is so much fun. Finding them is a blast too. But then what to do with them?
Here's our favorite recipe:
Peel and chop hardboiled eggs
In a frying pan - melt 2 tblspns of butter, add 2 tblspons of floor
Slowly add a cup or so of milk, constantly stirring
Add 1/2 cup cheddar cheese and eggs
Season to taste with pepper and salt or 1 or 2 teaspoons of dry mustard
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Proof that Spring is coming
Monday, March 17, 2008
Stunning (mistake)

Sunday, March 16, 2008
Speed Knitting
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Noticing
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Welcome to my new kitchen

organizationally challenged might appreciate - it's from flylady.com . They are a brilliant group of marketers touting a store of must-have cleaning items. But beyond the hype of their wares, they have a pretty good system - They break the house into zones and tackle just one a week. Every day, there is a 15-minute job to do. It's a great system for busy people, although there are times when even 15 minutes is beyond me. It's worth a look-see if you're into that kind of thing. There are a lot of good suggestions and motivational stories. I will say after having tried this for a few weeks that it is pretty amazing what can be accomplished in 15 minutes.Sunday, March 09, 2008
Mothra
It's almost as bad if it's the food eating kind - last year we lost $$ worth of food in the pantry to a moth invasion. To say nothing of the ick factor.
Here is a very, very easy chicken recipe to try if you are short on time and ingredients:
You will need 2 or 3 chicken breasts. I slice ours in half the long way and then again the short way so I have pieces that are about the size of a deck of cards.
Other ingredients:
1/4 flour
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon chopped garlic
1/4 cup rice wine vinegar (can substitute balsamic or apple cider vinegar)
1/2 cup chicken broth
1 teaspoon dijon mustard (can substitute honey mustard)
1/2 teaspoon sugar
In a pan on low heat - warm 3 tblspn oil and 3 tblspn butter.
Meanwhile - mix 1/4 cup of flour with a teaspoon of salt and a 1/4 teaspoon of ground pepper (or to taste)
dip the chicken pieces in the flour to coat.
When the butter has melted, turn up the heat to high and add 1 tspn chopped garlic. Heat for about a minute just until garlic has turned golden. Add chicken and sautee for about 3 minutes on a side (I confess that this is never enough time for me, but I know it is supposed to be)
When chicken is cooked through, remove from pan and set aside. Turn down heat and add chicken stock and vinegar bring to a boil constantly stirring. Add mustard and sugar. If the sauce isn't thickening. Continue boiling until sauce has thickened. Pour over chicken and serve.
This was a big hit with the big kids, but not the 2 and 5 yo. That's not saying much, however, the only kind of chicken they like comes in the nugget form.
Friday, March 07, 2008
One Baby, One Morning, One hat

mid-way through WordWorld.The hat is a little big, but I know babies heads grow really, really fast and it will be too small in no time at all.
I’m also happy to say that the half mitts for my friend who took us skiing are done – just in time for a warming trend, but she may still get some use out of them on some chilly mornings. It’s the Morning Mitts from the Knitter’s Book of Yarn – a fabulous book. It’s bound to be a classic. The pattern has a wonderfully done thumb that involves decreases just after the thumb.
P.S. The delightful trip to the grocery store was more or less a fluke and I’m still not a fan of grocery shopping.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Two year olds and grocery stores
- Go in the morning - there aren't as many people, which means fewer obstacles when racing down the aisles.
- Skip the list - you won't be able to look at it anyway.
- Bring extra money - it's very hard to say no to the excitement generated over cinnamon graham crackers and blueberry muffins.
- Be open to new experiences - 2yos have a different perspective on the store - they are at eye level with whole shelves of food you've been missing.
- For once it's a good idea to go just a little bit hungry - you will likley be buying some ready to eat snacks that will have to be opened as soon as the trip is done.
- Don't forget the quarters - there's nothing like the thrill of getting a bouncy ball at the end of the trip. Just don't hand it over until you've gotten in the car.
Here's our list of meals:
Baked potatoes with prepackaged shredded chicken and bacon and canned chile
Frozen chicken parmesan with a side of couscous
Frozen spare ribs with a side of instant mashed potatoes (or minute rice)
Clam chowder and bread bowls
Dinty Moore Beef Stew and french bread
I have since discovered that it is possible to cook pasta in the microwave, although I haven't tried it yet. I have successfully cooked meatloaf in the microwave, but it's not a very popular dish in my family. It's best when you can brown it in a few minutes in an oven anyway.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Knitting in Trees

okay - we're not out of the woods yet and winter always comes back.Saturday, March 01, 2008
Can we build it?

Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Contest for a good cause
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Thank goodness I knit!
The skiing was awesome - I spent a good chunk of the time teaching the 5yo the ways of the long sticks. She did remarkably well and most importantly had fun! The trip home was much, much easier.
The 15yo who opted to spend her time in the cabin said it was the best vacation ever - all sleeping and watching tv.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Fate?
Happy weekend all.
knitting addiction
I didn't really expect to finish the mittens last night, but still I was disappointed when it was time for bed and I was still four inches shy of the top of the first one. If it were just me, I probably would have stayed up to finish. But I am the mom and the kids will get up in the AM whether or not I've been up all night. So I relucantly packed it all up. I'll have a long drive during which I can pick it up again.
I like that mittens knit up fast but I'm not real keen on the whole thumb thing. I have problems with not getting holes on the m1s for the gussets. I'm also not sure my gussets are long enough. I think, however, with a little bit of practice mittens could become a great go-to project for a quick knitting fix. Please feel free to send along your favorite pattern.
I do plan to tackle gloves soon - I'm trying clear up some of my other more complicated patterns first.
I have looked up the yarn shops in the Killington area - I'm going up to ski and there's a bunch of us so I don't have confidence that yarn shopping will happen, but I want to be prepared just in case.
Monday, February 18, 2008
I decided on a hat and set out to find the perfect pattern. Of course, none existed. I liked part of this one and part of that one, but none was quite right. In the end, I decided to create my own. I am now fully in love with making hats. In two (long) nights of knitting I managed to make two hats – the first wasn’t quite right and was frogged to make way for the second. Here is my loose formula, easily adapted to fit a variety of yarns and colors.
My gauge for this project was 4 stitches an inch on size 6 needles.
The band is a long strip joined in the back. Mine is 9 stitches across and 18.5 inches long. I sewed it, but it would be just a little more difficult to cast on with waste yarn and kitchner the two ends together. I slipped the last stitch of every row as if to purl, which created a nice edge.
Then I picked up stitches. I ended up with 66 – this turned out not to be enough, which is the main reason the first hat was frogged. On the second go around, I added 6 stitches evenly for a total of 72. That made for a had that fits my 22 inch head perfectly.
From here, you can add stripes as desired and purl every few rows to add some texture. My striping pattern was this:
Row 1 (the pick up row): MC
Row 2 (the increase row): MC
Row 3,4: Knit in CC1
Row 5: Knit in CC2
Row 6: Purl in CC2
Row 7,8, Knit in CC!
Row 9: Knit in MC
Row 10: Purl in MC
I repeated rows 3-10 until the piece measured 6.5 inches from the bottom. Then I switched to the MC for the rest of the hat.
For the dereases:
1:Knit 10, k2tog, pm – repeat around
2: (and all other even rows)knit all the way around
3 and all odd rows – knit until two stitches before marker, knit two together.
I hope I have yarn left for mittens. I’m going to try to knit them both at the same time so I don’t end up with 1.5 mittens.
I also recently spotted two PDKs
In the movie “No Reservations” The elderly, reliable babysitter is knitting when the mom comes home from work.
And in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy (not the most recent, I was catching up on some missed episodes) George’s mother makes baby clothes not realizing he’s getting a divorce. Toward the end of the show, she is shown knitting a baby hat, but I will note that the clothes shown earlier in the episode appear to have been crocheted. (I realize some people do both so that’s not entirely inconsistent)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
improv cooking
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Babies and deadlines
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Simple is as Simple does
I'm trying to get a passport. It started out to be simple enough - there's a form on line. Better yet, you can use your computer to fill it out. It was all down hill from there. I went to an "instant" photo place. First, the only machine they have to print them out on was in use. Then they had to retake it three times to get my shoulders in the right place. It was anything but instant, but at least it was done. Next, you need a birth certificate. No problem, I have one of those, but where is it? It was in a metal fire proof box. Suddenly I realize that I'm not sure if it's still in there or where the box is. It finally turned up after five days of searching in a closet. Oh yeah, suddenly I remember putting it there so I wouldn't lose it.
Now, I just need to find the right post office, which is in another town. Anyone familiar with the Greater Boston area will appreciate that it is nearly impossible to find a place if you don't know where it is. Our roads are about as far from a grid as they could possibly get.
But I did finally find it. I trounced in all happy to finally be taking care of this. By my calculations I have just enough time to get the passport by the time I need it without having to pay extra. With a big grin I hand over everything.
"I hope that's not your birth certificate with the little feet on it," said the clerk. "That's just a hospital certificate. We can't accept that."
What? It has an official embossed stamp. It has all the proper details. It has my foot prints for crying out loud! Just take another print and you'll see it's really me. It's the only birth certificate I've ever had. It's always been good enough before. I wanted to throw a fit, but I didn't. I needed my energy for the next round.
I will note that while this was turning into an inordinately complicated process, it was made a kazillion times easier by the web. The information on how to get a genuine birth certificate was all there. Of course I needed a cashier's check, which meant fitting a trip into the bank, which is nearly impossible with my schedule these days. Well, since I'm going, how about finally getting my will signed?
I got the cashier's check and marched over to customer service, relieved that I was finally going to get the will notarized. She looked everything over and then looked over to where the other clerks were.
"I can't do it right now, everyone is too busy," she said non chalantly. "You'll have to come back."
These little things are what beat all the joy out of us. So many forms to fill out. So much documentation. It's not just enough to take care of things, you have to prove that you've taken care of things. It's exhausting and borderline ridiculous. I guess this is just the stuff that life is made of. I just wish more places would take lessons from Target!
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
How do Iove thee? Let me count the worms
I'll spare you the picture.
My well-meaning, back-to-nature dh thought we should be composting to help save the planet. We live in the city with a little yard. Our house is jam packed. There just isn't much room for a compost heap. After extensive research, he decided that worms were the answer. He sent away for worms and a home to put them in. I didn't even know that one could order worms in the mail. They live in a round plastic house about the size of a side table. There are layers of trays. They live in the top ones eating the garbage and the compost falls through to the lower layers, as does the worm pee, politely referred to as "Worm Tea." I will begrudgingly admit that it does wonder for roses.
The whole contraption was set up outside and he happily spent the summer months bringing out banana peels, watermelon rinds, coffee filters and other such worm gourmet delights. He even opted againts a garbage disposal because the worms needed the waste that might otherwise have been just ground up and washed away.
The problem with his plan is that we live in New England, where it gets cold in the winter. The worms don't do well with cold. They had to come inside. They now live in our basement. They live there permanently because their house is too heavy to easily move back outside.
I just don't dwell too much on the fact that we have slimy critters happily slithering around in a big plastic bin in our basement. I put the worm edible items in a bin and they disappear. Except that he's not here and the bin is full.
Not only that, I suddenly had a panic attack that the worms were drowning in their own worm tea. I'm not particularly enamored by the critters, but that's just inhumane. Besides, I'm the mom. This is what mom's do - they take care of all living things in their house.
I drained off the tea - it wasn't actually to dangerous levels yet, but I have no idea how quickly it builds up. I emptied the bin into their house. They were crawling all over the top and the insides. I didn't scream. I didn't even grimace too much. I did have to remind myself that they're just harmless worms. Squiggly and wiggly, yes, but doing good none-the-less. And if they make my guy happy, well let's just say I love him - a lot.
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Pictures of coin purse (card purse)
Here at last are the pictures. It is just the right size. I need to add a snap or maybe velcro, as soon as it's dry.
Here's what I learned - the garter strips felted away into the fabric leaving no extra texture whatsoever. Still, the Malabrigio is a wonderful felting fabric. It felts quickly and leaves little stitch definition, which I prefer. Also, it has soft stripes, which creates an ethereal effect on the felted fabric.
On a side note - take heed and slow down. I was in a hurry to get the kids to school today so rather than waiting for someone to make a left hand turn, I figured I'd just come up on the right hand side and turn. I didn't take into account the huge size of my van or the fire hydrant extremely close to the road. So close that it caught the rear wheel well and literally tore the metal and folding it like an accordian. Nobody got hurt and the kids were amused, but it will be a very expensive repair. I rush around a lot - mostly because I'm trying to do too much but also because I hate to be late. Well my lesson today is that it's a lot cheaper to be late.
Monday, February 04, 2008
Sad day in Patriot's Nation
I couldn't during the game knit the complicated lace scarf pattern I was working on - it required too much concentration. Luckily, I had some malabrigo left over and just the right size needles for a felted project stashed in our coffee table. (It has drawers so that I can keep my knitting supplies out of site). I cast on for coin purse at the beginning of the second half and sewed up the sides just as the Patriots made their final, fruitless play down the field. It's felting now. If my loose calculations are correct, it will come out just big enough for the stack of health insurance and membership cards I have to carry around. I would happily upload a picture of the prefelted object, if blogger would let me...
I knit mostly in stockinette, switching to garter stitch on the right side every so often to give it some texture. The basic formula was this:
Cast on 20 stitches. knit for 8 inches. For flap: decrease on both sides every other row until you have 10 stitches. Knit evenly for 4 rows, bind off. Stitch up sides. Felt.
I was going to buy one, but I couldn't find one in the right size and this is "free" given that I had the yarn on hand. It's also a great way to use up scraps. This would also make a good swatching project.
I will try for pics tomorrow.
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Hats off


