How to take perfectly healthy snack and turn into a delicious but decidedly not so healthy snack:
1 cup sour cream
1 cut mayo
2 tablespoons (or so) Rice vinegar
2 tablespoons (or so) finely chopped red onion (could probably use green or other onion)
2 teaspoons dill weed (DO NOT use dill seed)
Chill if you have time or just serve.